Thoughts that were duct taped to my cerebrum

At work they are always telling us to do healthy things like
ride a bike.  And they give helpful encouragements like: 
 

Cycling is an excellent way to stay fit and healthy. 

Some of the benefits of cycling are:

• Increased cardiovascular fitness
• Increased muscle strength and flexibility
• Improved joint mobility
• Improved posture
• Strengthened bones
• Decreased body fat levels
• Decreased stress levels

But I say:

If God had wanted us to ride bicycles, he would have given us a joint in the middle of our legs…

oh yeah…  Never mind 

For a good bike trail near you try: 

http://www.great-trails.com/ or http://www.traillink.com/